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"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
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"When I give the order abandon ship, it doesn't matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, they can stay."
— Captain Yiannis of the cruise liner 'Oceanos', which sank off the cost of Africa (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship.)
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#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
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Q. What do you call santa's helpers?
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 Guys Taking the Hell Express | | By: Jskills | Published: 12/21/1998 | | |  |
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Gaskill, Illinois - (AP)
"We were just borrowing Him," insists Christopher Gaskill, 24, who was charged with theft after removing the baby Jesus figure out of a nativity
display in Belleville, Illinois. Gaskill and his companions ended up taking Jesus to a local bar.
A bar employee, who immediately was offended, called police. "It really bothered me because it seemed sacrilegious bringing it into a bar," she said.
Gaskill explained he that and his friends "were driving around and it was like, 'Hey, let's take baby Jesus out for a drink and see if He could turn water into wine'."
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