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Man Dies After Wife Crushes Testicles

By: tjsherePublished: 10/10/2003
 
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ETHIOPIA - An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency.

Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later.

"Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said.

"The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage."

Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.

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    when i was a kid (1 reply)
    started by simonsez
    (10.10.2003 10:30:00 PM EST)

    i ordered a ice creme sunday and the waitress asked if i wanted my nuts crushed. i pulled my roy rogers six shooters and asked if she wanted her tits shot off


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    5 lbs of pressure... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (10.10.2003 3:47:09 PM EST)

    Is all it take's to bust a nut. Scary A!

    God Bless Kweenbee!

    Crushed nuts (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.10.2003 3:16:42 AM EST)


    Funny how something can be so good on a dish of ice cream and so bad between your legs. That lady must have one hell of a grip.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Steal??? (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (10.10.2003 1:26:07 AM EST)


    waaaaaa hahahahaha

    Make that steel.... damn redneck personality took over for a second

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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