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By: PhantomPublished: 05/23/1999
 
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ALICANTE, Spain (Reuters)
Two elderly people got out of their car at a safari park in southeast Spain and were killed in a tiger attack Tuesday, authorities said.

Police said one victim, a man in his late 70s, was believed to have been a resident of Spain. The other victim was a woman, also thought to be in her late 70s.

A spokesman for El Verger safari park in the province of Alicante said the victims ``got out of their car and were attacked.'' Police said there were three tigers in the area.

Police also said the victims' car was found with the doors locked about 50 yards from the nearest body.

Officials said it was the first accident in the 30-year history of the park, which boasts many species of exotic animals, including lions and tigers.

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