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Anthrax Suspected at Cowboys Practice

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/11/2001
 
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Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours at Valley Ranch.

One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Dave Campo immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was, in fact, the goal line.

Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

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    sheeeeet (1 reply)
    started by bettybimbo
    (11.15.2001 1:11:15 AM EST)

    pretty funny stuff right here :)
    For a second I thought this was real news. Then it hit me, man did I laugh at how gullible I can be ;)

    rotfl (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.11.2001 10:30:47 AM EST)

    I think this really belongs in Jokes rather than Bizarre News, but who cares? It's funny as hell and caught me totally by surprise.

    Fine job, Rob. ^5

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    1/3 (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.11.2001 9:33:02 AM EST)


    This could be said about one third of the NFL.

    Wrong!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (11.11.2001 4:24:43 AM EST)

    That was the Great Detroit Lion's!!!!!

    LOL (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (11.11.2001 4:09:59 AM EST)

    have the cowboys gotten that bad lately ? Hahahahahahahaha


    You can kiss my ass !!!

    No really, this can't be true.. (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.11.2001 2:43:00 AM EST)

    'cause no line of white powder has never made it past a Dallas Cowboy's nose.

    I dont think you got it willi... (3 replies)
    started by thpsgod
    (11.11.2001 1:12:23 AM EST)

    Read it again, then think about it. Repeat as necessary...

    No comment...

    I'm suprised any of the suspicious material... (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (11.11.2001 0:58:18 AM EST)

    was left!

    a Dallas Cowboy + a line of white powdery substance = all of the evidence is eliminated.

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