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A 45 year-old woman was arrested in San Antonio, Texas, after a
mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car. That morning ,the woman had brought the car to the mechanic for an oil change.
According to police, the woman later said that she didn't realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood "just to to change the oil". Perhaps her critical mental lapse was simply due to a case of "wake-and-bake" or "bonghits-for-breakfast".
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