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Bong... James Bong

By: robnoxiousPublished: 06/16/2003
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Star Magazine -- OH OH 7! Seems Pierce Brosnan is the spy who loves head shops -- and this week's edition of the Star has the photos that prove it.

The James Bond star, 50, was snapped buying a fancy glass water pipe worth $1,000 at Dementia, a specialty shop in Malibu whose motto is: "We Smoke The Competition."

As any agent in Her Majesty's Secret Service or Grateful Dead fan knows, buying a water pipe -- commonly known as a bong -- is perfectly legal. But most people associate them with smoking pot, which is definitely illegal.

"Pierce did not seem bothered to be in the shop at all," says a customer, who captured the star's purchase on film.

After carefully weeding through the large selection, he picked an ornate pipe by a glass blower named Marcel.

Brosnan, who lives nearby, then handed his credit card to the large tattooed dude with a goatee behind the counter, paid for his purchase and left.

Just one question -- since when does James Bond have a license to chill ... with a bong?

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    nothing wrong (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.16.2003 9:12:01 PM EST)

    with him buying a damn bong,,,,I say who cares...

    LEGALIZE IT (0 replies)
    started by bbetterm
    (06.16.2003 9:53:08 AM EST)

    Legalize it NOW.

    What's the big deal?? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.16.2003 9:18:06 AM EST)

    He bought a bong.. sue him..

    Next it will be Thong... James Thong or if he goes to an Adult Gift Shop it will be Dong... James Dong.


    Lemme get this straight (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.16.2003 0:42:21 AM EST)

    A pipe made out of glass costs a grand? I guess their customers are already stoned.

    So when Pierce axes his servant to fire up the pipe for him, will he request it shaken, not stirred?

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