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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    Top Circus Trainer Fined For Beating Chimpanzee

    By: PhantomPublished: 04/21/1999
     
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    LONDON (Reuters)
    World famous circus trainer Mary Chipperfield was fined $12,030 after being convicted of beating a baby chimpanzee with a riding crop after it refused to go to bed.

    About 200 animal rights protesters hurled bananas and abuse at 61-year-old Chipperfield as she left the court with her husband Roger Cawley, who at the same hearing was fined about $600, for cruelty to an elephant.

    Chipperfield was convicted in January of 12 charges of cruelty to animals after admitting that she hit the chimp, called Trudy, because it refused to go to bed.

    Cawley, a zoo inspector, was found guilty of causing unnecessary suffering to an elephant, after admitting whipping one to see ``how sick it really was.''

    The court heard evidence that elephants in his care sometimes were shackled for 24 hours a day.

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