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Man Allegedly Steals Neighbor's Panties

By: sy993588Published: 01/30/2008
 
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SANTA FE, Texas - Police arrested a neighbor after a woman reported some of her undergarments had been stolen from her house. Charles Michael Clark, 30, has been charged with burglary and is free on $20,000 bond. Sgt. Eric Bruss said the woman had been out of town when she returned home and found a barefoot man in the living room. Bruss said the man fled.

Clark was arrested Sunday outside his home, a couple of blocks away, police said.

The woman, whose name hasn't been released, reported a bra and some panties were missing.

Clark told KTRK television that he had been doing drugs and was, quote: "stoned and stupid."

Clark also apologized during the television interview.

"I took her bra, but I didn't know nothing about her panties," Clark said.

Police want to know if other women in the area are missing undergarments or other items of a sexual nature.

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