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LONDON (Reuters)
British
Airways has decided the
stewardess who made headlines by stripping to her underwear
had given the airline valuable publicity and should escape with
a dressing down, newspapers reported Thursday.
Andrea O'Neill, 31, did her strip at the airport in the
Italian city of Genoa after losing a bet that her flight from
London
would not land on time. Delighted male airport staff witnessed
the prank.
"I guess we ought to take our hats off to her -- but nothing
else -- for such wonderful exposure of
our brilliant
time-keeping," a British Airways spokesman was quoted as saying
by the Times newspaper.
O'Neill said: "I am sure my mum and dad will be pretty
shocked to hear it was me."
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powerdaddy
(09.19.2000 1:26:48 AM EST)
Think her company will reward her for bringin them some publicity?
janiedawg
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