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On a cold day, it's nothing to be proud of

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 06/08/2000
 
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Well it WAS a royal occasion ! LONDON -- A police helmet, famous for being used to cover the private parts of the first-ever streaker at a sports event, is to be auctioned off by the rugby club that owns it, a British news-paper reported.

The helmet was immortalised in a photograph taken at an April 1974 France-England rugby union international, as naked Australian Michael O'Brien was hurried off the field by embarrassed policemen.

"I had to cover him up somehow, so I used my helmet," policeman Bruce Perry told the newspaper. "I remember one thing very clearly. It was a cold day and I can tell you he had nothing to be proud of."

The St James rugby club has since kept the helmet in a glass case along with its most cherished trophies.

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GOOD LUCK CHARM? (0 replies)
started by bigswifty
(06.08.2001 7:40:27 AM EST)

IT IS AN URBAN LEGEND THAT HITLER KEPT NAPOLEON'S HELMET WITH HIM FOR GOOD LUCK. I KEEP MY LUCKY HELMET ON DISPLAY AS WELL.

REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

GOOD LUCK CHARM? (0 replies)
started by bigswifty
(06.08.2001 7:40:07 AM EST)

IT IS AN URBAN LEGEND THAT HITLER KEPT NAPOLEON'S HELMET WITH HIM FOR GOOD LUCK. I KEEP MY LUCKY HELMET ON DISPLAY AS WELL.

REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

Thanks, but... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.09.2000 11:27:23 PM EST)

...mine already has a helmet!

;o)

WOW (0 replies)
started by cuteandcuddlychik69
(06.08.2000 11:57:18 PM EST)

He must have been little!!!

typo (0 replies)
started by AlphaGore
(06.08.2000 5:16:30 PM EST)

that should be serve

That's funny (0 replies)
started by AlphaGore
(06.08.2000 5:13:21 PM EST)

Monica used to tell me she was shining Bill's helmet. I never could figure that out cause we all know Bill didn't play football or served in the military. Go figure.

tossers (0 replies)
started by Eurowonga
(06.08.2000 12:08:11 PM EST)

your all wankers

Wobbly (0 replies)
started by misha86
(06.08.2000 1:08:06 AM EST)

that's a funny word. Wobbly. Wobbly, wobbly, wobbly. heeheehee.

I AM THE CHEESE!!!!!!!

The funny thing is.... (0 replies)
started by ManiiC
(06.08.2000 1:06:04 AM EST)

Ya know the funy thing is my high school assistant principal, AKA dick head, was also named Mike Obrien. Coincidence.....?

Helmet.. hehe funny word (0 replies)
started by XorsistXtreme
(06.08.2000 1:01:26 AM EST)

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

Did he have... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.08.2000 0:44:11 AM EST)

helmet hair? lol

First (0 replies)  
started by Hoser
(06.08.2000 0:34:30 AM EST)

I am your god!

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