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"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code, he turned himself in."
— Rita Rudner, Comedian
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A: He did okay until his business fell off.
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 Hot Line Health Advice Replaced by Phone Sex | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 12/01/1999 | | |  |
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Greenville, S.C. (AP) - Callers are finding tha Nurses on
Call, which was supposed to be a quick way to get medical
information, has turned into a very different kind of hot
line.
Instead of a helpful nurse, callers to the toll-free number
now hear music and a woman's sultry voice referring them to
expensive adult-entertainment numbers.
Greenville Hospital System created Nurses on Call in 1987
but about a year ago disconnected the toll-free number.
Eventually it went back into the pool of available 800 number
and was reassigned, a spokeswoman for MCI WorldCom told the
Greenville News.
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This will
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hippichik17
(12.04.2000 10:46:11 PM EST)
do nothing to erase the stereotype of nurses as sex objects. Thank god for that! ....
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yeaah baby!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.02.2000 3:29:50 PM EST)
Anyone know the number?
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the best medicine of all...
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started by
oxbrain
(12.01.2000 1:47:44 PM EST)
sex"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
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Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
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09.29.2008
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St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
08.08.2008
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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New Zealand is the only country that contains every type of climate in the world.
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