Weary of his home being burglarized, an Argentine citizen has affixed a notice on his
door politely informing thieves there is nothing left to steal.
"Messrs thieves. Don't waste your time, I have already been robbed three times. There is nothing left. Thanks," Jose
Herner wrote on a cardboard sign at his home in Santa Rosa, 375 miles (600 km) southwest of Buenos Aires.
State-run news agency Telam reported that after reading the notice eight neighbors told him that their
homes had been burglarized in the last week.
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Need more guns
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cleighto
(10.30.2000 12:55:06 PM EST)
There was a guy in my city that had been robbed a bunch of times. But he then sat, holed up in his house with a small arsenal, waiting for another burgler. Sure enough, one broke in, and he put a cap in his ass... well, more like a full load or two of buckshot to the head... but that works just as well. He hasn't been broken into since.
This is my signature.
SOUNDS LIKE THEY
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started by
donut38
(10.30.2000 0:28:28 AM EST)
SHOULD CHECK ALL THE HOUSES ON THE BLOCK I BET ONE OF THEM IS RIGHT FULL OF ALL THEIR SHIT
Poor guy
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started by
thepoker
(10.18.2000 8:09:32 AM EST)
HAHA that poor sucker got robbed three times. I think they couldn't carry everything they wanted thus causing them to go back multiple times. Maybe if they could have gotten the moving truck to the door they could have made it in one trip.
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