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Dead Man Invites 250 To Funeral Bash

By: PhantomPublished: 02/24/1999
 
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SONOMA, Calif. (Reuters)
The fact that he was dead did not stop ``Ski'' Krencijewski from throwing the biggest party ofhis life.

Krencijewski, who died on Feb. 5 at age 74, left $10,000 in his will for a blowout funeral party for 250 of his closest friends in California's Sonoma County wine country.

``If Ski was an earthquake, he would be a 10 on the Richter scale,'' friend Napoli Lehnert told the Santa Rosa Press Democrat, calling Krencijewski ``a Damon Runyon character with a W.C. Fields' attitude.''

Guests at Monday's funeral dined on veal piccata and marinated calamari, washed down with premium Chardonnay and Merlot as they reminisced about the former bartender whom the newspaper called Sonoma's ``most colorful and conspicuous citizen.''

``Ski always said when he died, there had better be a big party, so he left money in his will to throw it,'' Debbie Webster said of Krencijewski, who arrived in California from New Jersey in 1943 and quickly became a local fixture.

Krencijewski's ashes were to be scattered at the vineyard that produces his favorite Merlot.

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