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 Weekend at Bernie's | | By: Phantom | Published: 04/02/1999 | | |  |
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When Ian Clifton, 35, passed out at a party in Sheffield,
England, his friends shaved his head and took pictures of
him posed with a blow-up doll.
It
wasn't until two hours
later that
one
of the other partygoers thought to check for a pulse.
There
was none.
"If he had been given medical treatment, his chances of
survival would
have been greater," said a pathologist at the inquest, which
ruled
Clifton died from accidental alcohol poisoning after drinking
beer and
spiked punch all evening.
"It is quite disturbing to think
people were
celebrating a birthday party in the presence of a corpse,"
noted
Sheffield Coroner
Chris Dorries. (London Telegraph)
...Everyone else
said he was the life of the party.
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