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By: PhantomPublished: 06/26/1999
 
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BANGOR, Maine (Reuters)
For the second time in just over a month, a transatlantic flight has been forced to land in Maine so a bellicose Briton could be ejected from the plane.

A Delta Airlines flight from Atlanta to Manchester had to land in Bangor, Maine late Saturday after passenger Christopher Bayes flew into a rage because he was refused alcohol, airport spokesman Jeff Russell said Monday.

Bayes tried to force his way into the cockpit but was subdued by two flight attendants who sustained injuries in the fracas and had to be treated in a hospital, Russell said.

Bayes is being held at the county jail.

On May 3, Bryan Neal of Milton Keynes forced his plane to divert to Bangor after becoming unruly. Neal was sentenced Friday to 60 days in prison and ordered to pay nearly $26,000 in restitution to the airline.

"There do need to be policies in place in terms of refusing boarding to passengers, which they're probably not going to like," Russell said. "And I don't think airlines are eager to police who comes on their planes. But given some of these incidents it's pretty clear changes have to be made."

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