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By: TheAdvisorPublished: 01/12/1999
 
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A 54-year-old Englishman began recovery in the hospital after cutting off his penis with a kitchen knife to relieve pain from a medical condition. Police retrieved the penis from the floor of the man's garage after he had driven himself, bleeding profusely, to the hospital. They put the organ in ice before dashing off to the Hospital. A police spokesman said: "We understand the man had a painful medical condition with his penis, which resulted in him taking this drastic action."

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