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By: DirkSteelePublished: 12/05/1999
 
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Los Angeles (AP) - A jumbo jet that somehow got onto a closed taxiway Monday crushed three construction trucks at Los Angeles International Airport, damaging a wing and an engine on the craft.

The drivers of two big-rig dirt haulers and a pickup managed to get out of the way, and there were no injuries, said airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles.

The Boeing 747, flow by Francebased Corsair, was carrying 310 passengers and 11 crew memebers on Flight 942 to Tahiti, said the Federal Aviation Administration. While no one was hurt, one passenger who took a sedative for the long flight was transported to a hospital for observation, authorities said.

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    a sedative? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.05.2000 8:20:34 AM EST)

    Yeah take a sedative for a long flight, that's a good idea -- not! Why not wait until AFTER the plane takes off? No, you want to go to sleep before takeoff and then they need to haul your sleeping ass off the plain when something happens.

    oh (1 reply)  
    started by bud98
    (07.09.2000 7:40:41 AM EST)

    ok i didn't read it

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