"Because we acted, torture rooms are closed, rape rooms no longer exist, mass graves are no longer a possibility in Iraq." —Bush, remarks at "Ask President Bush" event, Michigan, May 3, 2004
Random Quote
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." — Steven Wright
Snapple Facts
#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
Yo Mama ...
is so hairy she's got Afro's on her nipples!
One Liners
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
Officials in Allen County, Indiana have passed a proposal
to charge inmates for their time in the lockup. From now on, a
stay in the county jail will cost you 30 bucks a night.
Police in Greenville, South Carolina say their new signs
warning motorists of "seat-belt safety checkpoints ahead" are
working fine, even though there are no checkpoints at all.
Maryland police have gone Greenville one better, using a
"look-alike cruiser" made of fiberglass to fool speeders into
slowing down. This program is not working quite as well. Last
week, somebody stole the fake car, and the dummy trooper behind
the wheel.
Well, at least they have job secuity. Crime never sleeps, and there are plenty of Neanderphucks out there breaking laws and getting caught.
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Two Years Ago
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Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
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