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"The consultation process is a positive part of really allowing people to fully understand our deep concerns about this man, his regime and his desires to have weapons of mass destruction. Last question—and then I've got to go chip and putt for a birdie. [Laughter.] It was a good drive." —Bush, interrupting an Aug. 10 golf game in Waco, Texas, for a Q & A discussing possible U.S. military action against Iraq. Source: The Washington Post, "White House Veteran to New Guy: Oh, Beha-aaa-ave!," Lloyd Grove, Aug. 13, 2002
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#204 A stamp shaped like a banana was once issued in the country of Tonga.
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so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
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Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
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 Dough brains | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 03/09/1999 | | |  |
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up
some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the
store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very
strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd
been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour. The man called the
paramedics, who
broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back
of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to
hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and
came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
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this is
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very funny shit, what a dough brain.Love your country,Question your government.
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Penis
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THE YANKS ARE A LITTLE SLOW!!!!
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