Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up
some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the
store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very
strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd
been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour. The man called the
paramedics, who
broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back
of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to
hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and
came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
