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 Bart Simpson Beats Monroe And Mandela in Icon Poll | | By: Anonymous | Published: 03/30/2000 | | |  |
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Bart Simpson on Tuesday beat Marilyn Monroe and Nelson Mandela in a poll to pick the icon of the 20th century.
"Animated characters never age, won't let you down and can be cooler, funnier and more laid-back than real icons," said Tim Dowling, brand manager of Boddington's brewery, which polled 18 to 35-year-olds. The poll was topped by Elvis Presley. Princess Diana was voted number two icon, followed by Martin Luther King and Bart Simpson.
"Cyberbabe" Lara Croft, so beloved by computer game players, finished at number eight, ahead of Mother Teresa.
"The popularity of adult cartoons shows how lifestyles have changed among younger people," Dowling said. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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Jack went jacking, off that is
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Addictive42069
(11.21.2000 6:21:39 PM EST)
A man named jack was sentenced to death. As his final request, he pleaded to be confesed in a confession booth at a church. He was approved, and token to a near by church. The man walked into the confession booth and began to spill his beans, so to say. ".....and I didn't mean to cheat on Lousia, or mary, they both just mean so much to me." Suddenly he heard a female voice reply. "I think That god fogives you for your sins because you relize what they are, and regret them." The voice was so deep, so sexy, he had a instant errection. She went on. " As long as you believe in the lord, he shall believe in you...." Her words
became a blur and before he knew it his hard dick was in his hand, and he was stroking it slowly. The voice grew louder, and harsher. Jack was now furisouly wacking off.
All the sudden the confession booth flew open, and there stood the female preist, "You sick bastard!"
her scream was followed by a hard smack. Getting back into the cop car, the guard asked, "So how'd it go?" Jack replied, "Oh, I'm going straight to hell."
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