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By: Oystaman.Published: 02/04/2000
 
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Two unsuspecting Mormon missionaries ended up in hospital after eating about 12 freshly baked cannabis cookies in 10 minutes during a home visit.

Tom Pettit and Andrew Housley, both 19, called at a house in Mount Waverley in Melbourne's eastern suburbs, to see "Doug", who they had met a week earlier on the street.

About an hour after cycling home - and taking more chocolate cookies with them - the men began to shake uncontrollably, lost sight and blacked out momentarily.

One was so affected he thought the illness was being caused by a gas leak in their house and called the fire brigade.

Mr Pettit, a US citizen in Australia as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, told Dandenong Magistrates Court yesterday that "Doug" had given them his phone number and address and expressed an interest in the church.

On May 19 the missionaries spent more than an hour talking to "Doug" and two of his friends at their house before eating the cookies offered to them.

Douglas Lynch, 40 and Alexander McLean, 47, are pleading not guilty to charges including recklessly causing injury and introducing a drug of dependence into the body of another.

Mr Lynch is pleading guilty to cultivating narcotic plants, possession of cannabis and use of cannabis.

Mr Housley told the court he noticed drug paraphernalia in the house and saw a man known only as Steve smoking cannabis.

Towards the end of what "was a good visit", the court heard that Mr McLean had brought a plate of 30 or so cookies about the size of a 20 cent coin to the table and offered them some.

"We were offered the cookies, we took two or three of them," Mr Pettit said. "We were asked how we liked them and we were told, `Go ahead have some more, don't be shy'. It would have been extremely impolite if we didn't," he said.

Mr Housley said that during their visit, Mr McLean was in the kitchen baking what he said was a new recipe of "American Chocolate Cookies".

After they got home, Mr Pettit said, "a feeling came over my body, of course I have never experienced before".

He said: "Throughout my whole body I was shaking uncontrollably. There was obviously a gas leak, that's the only thing I could relate it to."

Mr Housley said the Mormons evacuated the house and were treated on the footpath by paramedics before being taken to hospital. Tests showed they were suffering from cannaboid intoxication. The hearing continues.

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Title: i have never seen
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Date: 02.04.2001 12:28 AM EST

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