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Woman Impregnates Self After Giving Oral Sex

By: tjsherePublished: 03/07/2005
 
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CHICAGO - An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can't claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep.

The ruling Wednesday by the Illinois Appellate Court sends Dr. Richard O. Phillips' distress case back to trial court.

Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.

He said he didn't find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state.

Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli.

Phillips sued Irons, claiming he has had trouble sleeping and eating and has been haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state.

Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outrageous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' lawsuit in 2003.

But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."

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    Sick..... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (03.21.2005 0:58:53 AM EST)

    I mean.. down right 100% pure sick.

    Of course.. you can hate me for this.. but I don't even believe in artificial insemination.

    This sort of thing even reinforces my belief.

    weird (0 replies)
    started by nhnative
    (03.13.2005 4:18:43 PM EST)

    Thats weird!!!!

    Good Ruling (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (03.11.2005 11:25:25 PM EST)

    For a change. No way he should have to pay her a dime.

    I'll bet (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.11.2005 3:06:59 AM EST)


    Monica wishes she would have thought of that.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    So Bizarre! (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (03.07.2005 7:30:52 PM EST)

    And Why? It's scary to think that these people are doctors ... the ones we trust with our lives?!

    you dont (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.07.2005 3:52:08 PM EST)

    hear of that happening very often

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