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On Valentine's Day, a South African
couple will marry each other in the holy sanctuary of a Quake 2
server. The bride and groom will say "I do" as the male and
female (respectively) grunt models inside a Quake 2
Battlegrounds server to be hosted by M-Web's Gamezone, a
popular South African gaming network.
"Our biggest worry is that one trigger-happy guest will get so
excited he'll start shooting, and the wedding will turn into
virtual killing frenzy," said Judge Gosh't, who'll be marrying
the couple. "We'll than have to restart the whole wedding
ceremony."
The two lovebirds will actually be sitting next to each other
in their Cape Town home, while Judge Gosh't will preside over
the ceremony through a terminal at a Johannesburg cyber cafe.
The wedding starts at 7pm local time February 14. Guests are
invited to register at the official Quake Wedding web site,
linked below.
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You KNOW
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started by
barryb
(03.19.2001 5:52:42 PM EST)
...you're a FUCKING LOSER if you have to get married in a Quake2 server. Jesus.
bb
.....
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started by
Hyperionius
(03.03.2001 3:53:24 PM EST)
What the what!?? Someone really likes their Quake 2. Hey, what about school on a Quake 2 server? Shoot-ups encouraged!
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