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By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 10/26/2000
 
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LONDON, England -- A pet dog trained to help its disabled owner with household chores has gone a step further by sorting the household mail, a British newspaper recently reported.

Denver, a five-year-old male Cocker spaniel, collects the mail when it is delivered every morning and delivers letters to the member of the family to whom they are addressed, the Daily Telegraph said. The dog's owner, Jeannie Crangle, 45, said she did not believe her pet could read, but that he identified the person by the length of the name on the letter.

"One day he didn't bring me the post at all," she was quoted as saying in the newspaper. "Instead, he took one letter to my partner, Tim. I didn't twig at first, then it suddenly dawned on me. The letter was addressed to Tim."

Letters addressed to Crangle's son, Peter, who is away in the army, are left on the bed in his room, the Telegraph said. "People think we are crackers, but it really happens," said Crangle. -- Sapa-AFP

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: yeah, well...
    By: thebulldawg
    Date: 10.27.2000 9:40 PM EST

    My dog makes my bed, does the dishes, does dinner, cleans the clothes, vacuums the house, empty's the bins, mows the lawns, even gives me sex! Oh wait, that's my wife, isn't it...???


    Inside that bitter brain there's gotta be a whore... If you don't shut your mouth, your gonna feel the floor, yeah!
    "Attitude", GN'R Version, 1993, Geffen Records.

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    My dog makes my bed, does the dishes, does dinner, cleans the clothes, vacuums the house, empty's the bins, mows the lawns, even gives me sex! Oh wait, that's my wife, isn't it...???

    Inside that bitter brain there's gotta be a whore... If you don't shut your mouth, your gonna feel the floor, yeah! "Attitude", GN'R Version, 1993, Geffen Records.


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