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Two teenaged boys in Fuerstenfeldbruck, Germany, too embarrassed
to buy condoms openly, went into a gas station with
stockings
over their heads.
After their purchase they stepped back outside only to be
confronted by several policemen, guns drawn, who thought they
were robbing the place. The boys, aged 14 and 15, were released
after it became clear what was going on.
"This could have ended badly," a police spokesman said.
Shy guys........ started by
willi
(03.25.2001 0:29:39 AM EST)
put a hood on your head so you can put a hood on your head, that is if you don't get your head blown off, so to speak.
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