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"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."
— Jan King
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Snapple Facts |
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#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, When she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
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Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
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 Thief Makes It Easy For Police | | By: Phantom | Published: 04/15/1999 | | |  |
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HONG KONG (Reuters)
A thief robbed a taxi driver of
his mobile phone but was caught because he left his
own phone
behind, a newspaper reported Friday.
The phone not only provided the home number of the robber, Kwok
Chi-hoi, it also made identification easy
because it had a picture of him and his girlfriend on it, the
South China Morning Post said.
Kwok, 22, who stole HK$3,300 (US$426) from the taxi driver as
well as the phone, pleaded guilty to robbery
and was jailed Thursday for four years and eight months, the
paper said.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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There are at least 50 nuclear bombs that have been lost at sea!
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