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Thief Makes It Easy For Police

By: PhantomPublished: 04/15/1999
 
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HONG KONG (Reuters)
A thief robbed a taxi driver of his mobile phone but was caught because he left his own phone behind, a newspaper reported Friday.

The phone not only provided the home number of the robber, Kwok Chi-hoi, it also made identification easy because it had a picture of him and his girlfriend on it, the South China Morning Post said.

Kwok, 22, who stole HK$3,300 (US$426) from the taxi driver as well as the phone, pleaded guilty to robbery and was jailed Thursday for four years and eight months, the paper said.

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