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 Advice From the Judge | | By: Jskills | Published: 12/16/1998 | | |  |
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(Auckland, New Zealand)
"What is the modern world coming to when a
gang of thieves arrive at the place they are going
to rob in a taxi?"
Justice Morris asked the defendants
in a robbery case at the Auckland High court.
"I despair of the future for our country when a group of
louts like you lack the intelligence to take even basic
precautions to avoid detection."
Before sentencing Singeli Senivuga and Veileba Jobesa (two illegal Fijian immigrants) for their part in the robbery of 5 protective helmets and 400 puncture repair kits from a Mt Eden bicycle shop, Justice Morris continued: "It has been put to me that the reason
you were so easily apprehended after the
robbery was that you had no getaway car. According to your
defence counsel, that is because you forgot to ask
the taxi to wait for you while you committed the
crime.
But even more stupidly, you had telephoned the taxi
service in the first place and asked to be picked up
at your home, so even if you had got away it would have
been a simple matter to locate and arrest you later."
The judge then added: "Why couldn't you steal a car
beforehand, like everybody else? You tell me it's because you don't have licences, but I preside daily over case involving professional criminals who don't care about such trivial matters. You are
imbeciles. I hereby sentence you both to five years imprisonment."
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