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No Shooting Or Urinating In Public

By: PhantomPublished: 07/18/1999
 
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HELSINKI (Reuters)
Finland's interior ministry said it planned to crack down on rowdy behavior associated with drunkenness, like shooting, urinating and throwing projectiles.

Senior Inspector Pertti Luntiala told Reuters that although firing guns in public was already illegal, the ministry wanted legislation banning projectiles not included in gun control and hunting laws.

"This includes slingshots, blowpipes, air guns and perhaps crossbows," he said.

The new law would also outlaw causing a disturbance by loitering near alcohol stores and stations and carrying items which could harm others, such as baseball bats.

Finns drink less than Europeans on average but are said to be more prone to alcohol abuse and alcohol-related violence.

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