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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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 Suicide By Chain Saw | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 05/01/2002 | | |  |
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A landscaper took his own life with a gas-powered chain saw on the top deck of the Esperante Building garage late Monday night, according to West Palm Beach (Fla.) police.
A maintenance employee beginning work found Vidal Meneses, 33, dead in the bed of his pickup truck shortly before 6 a.m.
A Stihl chain saw that had cut halfway through his neck from behind was still in his hands, the switch locked open, according to police.
Police do not suspect anyone else was involved in Meneses' death.
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Good Riddence!!
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started by
acidinterval
(05.02.2002 2:33:17 AM EST)
He was a pain in the neck anyway!
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