"If you want to build a big project and you can't get insurance because of what the terrorists have done for America, you can put the project aside." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
"I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After awhile, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all." Steven Wright, Comedian
#195 Eleven of the fifty states are named after and actual person.
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader
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(10.03.2000 5:18:23 PM EST)
How could he waste good squirrels?
I think I'm gonna puke...
(10.02.2000 9:38:11 AM EST)
If you're willing to waste $200, the BJ would consist of the woman putting a penis into her mouth. She might fondle testicles as well. Humming is an extra $10.
(10.01.2000 4:48:10 PM EST)
I don't know about Alabama, but I heard of a woman in my part of New York state who got busted for trying to sell an undercover cop a blow job for $200. We're still trying to figure out what a $200 blow job would consist of. Anybody have any ideas?
With each sunset comes the promise of a new day and maybe a little action between the sheets.
(10.01.2000 4:35:35 PM EST)
Not enough money for undercover Alabama vice officers? My, don't we think a little highly of ourselves.
For reference purposes only, what is the minimum charge for a good Alabama woman to get my crimson tide a'rollin?
(10.01.2000 1:45:12 PM EST)
(10.01.2000 12:12:03 PM EST)
that was fucking lame
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