Advanced Search
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in



Remember Me?

» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?


Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
Busted Tees
Mike's List


George W. Bush
"If you want to build a big project and you can't get insurance because of what the terrorists have done for America, you can put the project aside." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002

Random Quote
"I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After awhile, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all."
— Steven Wright, Comedian

Snapple Facts
#195 Eleven of the fifty states are named after and actual person.

Yo Mama ...
so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.

One Liners
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader

Man Offers Dead Squirrels In Prostitution Ring

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/01/2000
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Seemed like such a good offer.

Man Offers Dead Squirrels In Prostitution Ring

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

Related Links
  • Dead German found sitting at home, five years later
  • Porn lover found dead
  • Dead Man Invites 250 To Funeral Bash
  • Son Leaves Dead Mother in Chair for 5 Years
  • Man Smuggles Dead Father-In-Law on Bus
  • Dead Husband Stays Home For Four Months
  • Dead man gets 2 years
  • 'Boom Box Explodes, One Dead
  • Man Drops Dead in Search of Living Proof
  • Child Reports His Mother For Dead Baby In Freezer
  • Airline Says It Was Forced To Kill 440 Squirrels
  • A squirrels dilema
  • Film critic Gene Siskel dead at 53
  • Bring the dead back to life?
  • Woman Found Living With Body Of Dead Father
  • I Thought Squirrels Buried Nuts
  • Airline Apologizes For Squirrel Slaughter
  • Assault with a Deadly Drawer
  • Flying Squirrel
  • Darwin Awards

  • More Stupid News...


    This Section


    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    HEY!!! (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.03.2000 5:18:23 PM EST)

    How could he waste good squirrels?

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    To oliveoyl: (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.02.2000 9:38:11 AM EST)

    If you're willing to waste $200, the BJ would consist of the woman putting a penis into her mouth. She might fondle testicles as well. Humming is an extra $10.

    willi (0 replies)
    started by oliveoyl0902
    (10.01.2000 4:48:10 PM EST)

    I don't know about Alabama, but I heard of a woman in my part of New York state who got busted for trying to sell an undercover cop a blow job for $200. We're still trying to figure out what a $200 blow job would consist of. Anybody have any ideas?

    With each sunset comes the promise of a new day and maybe a little action between the sheets.

    Penny-pincher! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (10.01.2000 4:35:35 PM EST)

    Not enough money for undercover Alabama vice officers? My, don't we think a little highly of ourselves.

    For reference purposes only, what is the minimum charge for a good Alabama woman to get my crimson tide a'rollin?

    gay (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.01.2000 1:45:12 PM EST)

    totally gay

    wtf (1 reply)
    started by mistik69
    (10.01.2000 12:12:03 PM EST)

    that was fucking lame give you sucky sucky for squirrel?? (1 reply)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.01.2000 0:55:49 AM EST)

    I don't think so, not those whores

    "How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

    would that be (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (10.01.2000 0:05:46 AM EST)

    his version of muskrat love is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

    Most Recent
    Rate This!

    3.53 Goofballs of 5
    2,033 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
    The Les Nessman character on the TV series WKRP in Cincinnati wore a band-aid in every episode. Either on himself, his glasses, or his clothing.