"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntodayI mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?" Jay Leno, Comedian
#220 Porcupines each have 30,000 quills.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A: They fought like animals and retained water for fourdays.
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(10.03.2000 5:18:23 PM EST)
How could he waste good squirrels?
I think I'm gonna puke...
(10.02.2000 9:38:11 AM EST)
If you're willing to waste $200, the BJ would consist of the woman putting a penis into her mouth. She might fondle testicles as well. Humming is an extra $10.
(10.01.2000 4:48:10 PM EST)
I don't know about Alabama, but I heard of a woman in my part of New York state who got busted for trying to sell an undercover cop a blow job for $200. We're still trying to figure out what a $200 blow job would consist of. Anybody have any ideas?
With each sunset comes the promise of a new day and maybe a little action between the sheets.
(10.01.2000 4:35:35 PM EST)
Not enough money for undercover Alabama vice officers? My, don't we think a little highly of ourselves.
For reference purposes only, what is the minimum charge for a good Alabama woman to get my crimson tide a'rollin?
(10.01.2000 1:45:12 PM EST)
(10.01.2000 12:12:03 PM EST)
that was fucking lame
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