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Man Offers Dead Squirrels In Prostitution Ring

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/01/2000
 
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Seemed like such a good offer.

Man Offers Dead Squirrels In Prostitution Ring

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    HEY!!! (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.03.2000 5:18:23 PM EST)

    How could he waste good squirrels?

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    To oliveoyl: (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.02.2000 9:38:11 AM EST)

    If you're willing to waste $200, the BJ would consist of the woman putting a penis into her mouth. She might fondle testicles as well. Humming is an extra $10.

    willi (0 replies)
    started by oliveoyl0902
    (10.01.2000 4:48:10 PM EST)

    I don't know about Alabama, but I heard of a woman in my part of New York state who got busted for trying to sell an undercover cop a blow job for $200. We're still trying to figure out what a $200 blow job would consist of. Anybody have any ideas?

    With each sunset comes the promise of a new day and maybe a little action between the sheets.

    Penny-pincher! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (10.01.2000 4:35:35 PM EST)

    Not enough money for undercover Alabama vice officers? My, don't we think a little highly of ourselves.

    For reference purposes only, what is the minimum charge for a good Alabama woman to get my crimson tide a'rollin?

    gay (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.01.2000 1:45:12 PM EST)

    totally gay

    wtf (1 reply)
    started by mistik69
    (10.01.2000 12:12:03 PM EST)

    that was fucking lame

    lmao....me give you sucky sucky for squirrel?? (1 reply)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.01.2000 0:55:49 AM EST)

    I don't think so, not those whores

    "How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

    would that be (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (10.01.2000 0:05:46 AM EST)

    his version of muskrat love

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