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'Blonde Angel' Robs Frisky German Patient
By: Anonymous
Published: 04/29/2004
BERLIN - A German laid up in hospital with multiple bone fractures phoned out for a prostitute to help him end weeks of sexual frustration. But it cost him more than he bargained for.
Uable to walk, he gave the woman his bank card to collect her fee and she helped herself to his cash, police said.
"I'm told it's a common problem in hospitals. People get frisky," said Wolfgang Jungnitsch, a police inspector from Nordhessen district in central Germany.
The 47-year-old car crash victim had asked the woman, described in her newspaper ad as "Blonde Angel, aged 18", to take 150 euros from his bank account.
Only later did he discover she had taken 2,000 euros - all the more expensive since he had sent the woman away without having sex for fear of getting caught.
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breaks the heart
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ebenny
(04.29.2004 2:01:16 PM EST)
Now how could I ever trust a blonde prostitute I've hired while I'm in traction in the hospital again? I mean, if you can't trust a hooker with your bank card, who can you trust?
The guy was suffering from some serious brain damage as well as broken bones.
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