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Governor Porn

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/16/1999
 
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JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. — Gov. Mel Carnahan's official Web site for kids offered his smaller constituents links to really cool book reviews, fun facts, coloring books, board games - and porn. The Democratic governor quickly yanked the link to an adult chat room offering tawdry talk after the Missouri Republican Party asked about it. The Governor's Kids Page was built about a month ago. One link - six mouse clicks away - offered "erotic," "insatiable," "lecherous," "naughty" and "passionate" online chatter.

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    DAMN!!!! (0 replies)
    started by Cainam3
    (01.01.2001 11:33:43 PM EST)

    Wow, I live in Missouri, and I had no idea. Of course, that governor is dead now... PORN RULES!!!!

    asshole (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.05.2000 8:39:47 AM EST)

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    i have a 12 inch slong (1 reply)
    started by jslong12
    (06.11.2000 2:02:59 AM EST)

    i have a 12 inch slong.people say its very long.have you ever seen a dong as long as my slong.i didnt think so.

    talking (0 replies)  
    started by hardball
    (06.10.2000 8:23:50 AM EST)

    I would love to find someplace to talk about fucking and sucking licking and cummmmmmming .O yea
    FIRST you monkey spanks

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