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JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. — Gov. Mel Carnahan's official Web
site for kids
offered his smaller constituents links to really
cool book reviews, fun facts, coloring books, board games - and
porn. The Democratic governor quickly yanked the link to an
adult chat room offering tawdry talk after the Missouri
Republican Party asked about it. The Governor's Kids Page was
built about a month ago. One link - six mouse clicks away -
offered "erotic," "insatiable," "lecherous," "naughty" and
"passionate" online chatter.
DAMN!!!! started by
Cainam3
(01.01.2001 11:33:43 PM EST)
Wow, I live in Missouri, and I had no idea. Of course, that governor is dead now... PORN RULES!!!!
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