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Family Watches New Home Go Up in Flames

By: DirkSteelePublished: 09/25/1999
 
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Ain't life a bitch

Sturbridge, Massachusetts (AP): - As Bill Emrich Jr. watched smoke billow from the windows and chimney of the house he bought that very day, a thought came to his mind: "Is my insurance kicked in?"

Mercifully, it was.

On the day Emrich, an elementary school gym teacher, closed the deal on a bigger house for his family, he and his wife brought over their first loads of furniture.

"I'm looking at people standing in the road. I thought, `What are they going to do: stand around and watch us move in?"' he said Tuesday.

That's when he saw the smoke. "It seemed like something that almost couldn't be happening," he said. "The deal is done, I'm barely in there ... and here the thing is up in smoke."

Firefighters put out the fire, confining most damage to a basement apartment where Emrich's mother-in-law is to live. The fire started there at a stove burner that was left on, Emrich said.

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This is is stupid and it doesnt make any since for you to put this on the internet as a joke. I don't believe that you would want someone to laugh at your situation if you were in one like theirs.

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