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LONDON (Reuters)
Members of English first division Portsmouth soccer team want to save money by washing their ownjockstraps.
Players at the club, which is seven million pounds ($11.50
million) in debt, have been told by manager Alan Ball that 112
pounds ($183.4) a week can be saved if jockstraps are washed
rather than new ones bought every week.
``We have to explore every possible way of saving but this is an
unusual route. The players thought I was joking when I first
told them about the jockstraps,'' said Ball, a member of
England's 1966 World Cup-winning team.
Ball has accepted a 15,000 pounds ($24,560) annual pay cut as
part of the savings drive. The entire playing staff have been
ordered to return club cars and mobile phones.
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Reminds me of some movie..
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paranorml
(02.27.2001 0:20:30 AM EST)
... This reminds me of a movie I once saw .. I think it was called "Revenge of the geeks" or something to that effect...
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