|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
  |
The world has been conquered
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.15.2001 0:41:42 AM EST)
Today a youth has conquered the world...with...penguins and cheese. We have just talked to the youngster who now controls the world and he revealed how he did it...he has said that he swam to the north pole and captured some rare, shifty eyed penguins. He then flew, with magical wings that only apeared when he had some cocaine, and somehow they got him to france..., well he flew to france and invaded the national cheese factory and stole 3 tons of cheese....3 is a very special number since it is the number of joints I smoked today....hee...ohhh right. He then just apeared back at school with the power of his battery fluid and went on a field trip to the white house of the usa. During this trip he released the penguins from his coat pocket which caused utter chaos. Then he pulled the cheese out of his ears and the smell atracted the magical cheese elves which ate the president. Then he just said he was the ruler of the world...and to be insanely stupid nobody cared and now everyone worships the almighty god, 29...well I can tell you that this newscaster is not going to, this is utterly stupid...hey, a guy in a black suit just walked in, hey, is that a pen, ooh its got a pretty red....uh, where am I?
*man in black suit, with slow and robotic voice* This, has, been, the, evening, new...good night.
|
|
|
hi people
(0 replies)
started by
evrz
(09.14.2000 9:10:02 PM EST)
one upon a time...yeah!yeah!
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
| Rate This!
|
 |
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
Disorder In The Court: Lawyer Punched
A public defender who was punched in court by a disgruntled client said Thursday he doesn't blame the man who gave him with two black eyes. The disorder in the court, captured on video, happened Monday at Scott County Circuit Court after the judge refused defendant Peter Hafer's request for a new attorney.
03.20.2008
Man Allegedly Steals Neighbor's Panties
SANTA FE, Texas - Police arrested a neighbor after ...
01.30.2008
Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. ...
01.29.2008
Top 2007 Weird News
BERLIN - From a Greek nunnery turned into ...
01.28.2008
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
 |
Casino Joke |
 |
| |
|
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 miles per hour.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
