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Watch Out For Flying Urine

By: PhantomPublished: 04/14/1999
 
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LAGOS (Reuters)
Spectators at the World Youth championship have been told to beware of flying urine at matches.

The Sports Vanguard newspaper said youths had filled plastic bags with urine at Saturday's opening game between Nigeria and Costa Rica and then hurled them at unsuspecting supporters.

``When next your are coming to the stadium, endeavor to come with your umbrella,'' it suggested. ``A lady got the baptism of urine and it was not funny.''

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    The world has been conquered (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.15.2001 0:41:42 AM EST)

    Today a youth has conquered the world...with...penguins and cheese. We have just talked to the youngster who now controls the world and he revealed how he did it...he has said that he swam to the north pole and captured some rare, shifty eyed penguins. He then flew, with magical wings that only apeared when he had some cocaine, and somehow they got him to france..., well he flew to france and invaded the national cheese factory and stole 3 tons of cheese....3 is a very special number since it is the number of joints I smoked today....hee...ohhh right. He then just apeared back at school with the power of his battery fluid and went on a field trip to the white house of the usa. During this trip he released the penguins from his coat pocket which caused utter chaos. Then he pulled the cheese out of his ears and the smell atracted the magical cheese elves which ate the president. Then he just said he was the ruler of the world...and to be insanely stupid nobody cared and now everyone worships the almighty god, 29...well I can tell you that this newscaster is not going to, this is utterly stupid...hey, a guy in a black suit just walked in, hey, is that a pen, ooh its got a pretty red....uh, where am I?
    *man in black suit, with slow and robotic voice* This, has, been, the, evening, new...good night.

    hi people (0 replies)
    started by evrz
    (09.14.2000 9:10:02 PM EST)

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    Soccer moms.... (0 replies)  
    started by burlingtony
    (08.27.2000 3:21:19 PM EST)

    are getting out of hand.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.

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