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Bang Along With Ron

By: AnonymousPublished: 03/01/2005
 
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London - In its 183-year history, the august Oxford Union debating society has heard the wisdom of Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan and Mother Teresa.

But until now, its members have yet to hear from anyone with quite the same resume as Ron Jeremy, star of 1,700 adult films, including 'Bang Along With Ron'.

"As far as I know it is the first porn star to address the Oxford Union. I'm 99 per cent sure of that," Peter Cardwell, spokesman for one of the English-speaking world's most respected debating societies, told Reuters.

Jeremy, who claims to have slept with more than 4,000 women, will address the union on Wednesday, joining many British prime ministers, three US presidents and political figures from the Dalai Lama to Malcolm X in its archival guest list.

"Ron is the biggest and apparently the best in the business, so I'm sure he'll have some fascinating stories to tell," said Oxford Union librarian Vladimir Bermant, who organised the event.

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    started by bigjohn2
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    I saw a documentary on him one time, he has two degrees and is a really intelligent man...and he gets laid alot...

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    started by tjshere
    (03.01.2005 10:13:01 AM EST)


    I suppose he might have a few interesting things to say. I'm just wondering how they'll react to the money shot at the end.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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