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Autopsy conducted on 12-pound teen-age girl

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 12/01/1998
 
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JANESVILLE, Wis. - An autopsy on a teen-age girl has confirmed that she was starved to death by her mother. Kay Kuffer weighed about 12 pounds when she was dead on arrival at a hospital. Doctors report that under no circumstances was that a normal weight for a girl nearly 4 feet tall. The mother, Karen Kuffer, 50 was charged with neglect leading to the death of a child. Kuffer was worried that people would find out about Kay and she would lose her job at a doughnut shop. Amin Shaikh, who owns the shop, said he never knew Kuffer had a daughter. He described her as friendly and talkative. He said he offered her odd jobs around the shop. A criminal complaint filed against Kuffer says she told investigators blandly that everyone has to go sometime.

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    esto es estupido (0 replies)
    started by jcpitt
    (04.16.2001 0:46:54 AM EST)

    no se q ondas, pero este articulo de verdad vale madres.

    attika (0 replies)
    started by attika
    (12.11.2000 7:38:03 PM EST)

    I say, an eye for an eye. Starve her for about one month. Then shackel her legs and arms to the wall. Put a plate of food in front of her just out of her reach. Tell her the only way to get to the food is to bite through her hands and feet to get to it. Then have a sniper watching her and as she gets close to the food shoot her in various places making it impossible to get to the food. Keep this up until she bleeds to death. What do yall think...Need a sniper anyone, hehe....

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    Damn Right (0 replies)
    started by morrgainchan
    (08.30.2000 3:36:57 AM EST)

    I agree, this bitch should be sent to hell and back....and then forced to watch Mr.Rodgers for a week, then killed =p

    OOooooooooohhhh.......Im singin in the porrage....singin in the porrage.....im sining in the poooooooorrrrraaaaagggeeeee.....and i havent any pants.

    CUNT (0 replies)  
    started by hardball
    (06.30.2000 6:53:31 PM EST)

    This is why we need public
    excution.strap that bitch in
    the chair and let her ride the lighting.Or we could starve her to death with food just out of her reach.

    ALL Liberals are morons,Algore is a scumbag

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