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KIEV -- Ukrainian factory worker Leonid Mikula has set off on stilts from Donetsk for London in an attempt to set a stilt-walking record, Kievskie Vedemosti newspaper reported last week.
The Carpathian mountains in West Ukraine will be the biggest physical barrier along a route which runs via Budapest, Munich and Calais, Mikula said.
An experienced long-distance traveller, Mikula has walked from Afghanistan to the Arctic Ocean and biked from the Urals to the Bering Strait.
For this trip he is using stilts he constructed himself and which can be hooked together into a tent and bed for sleeping.
If Mikula's walk is successful, he will cover some 2500KM in 40 days. -- Sapa-DPA
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UKRAINA-RODINA-SLONOV!!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.18.2000 6:30:02 PM EST)
He had storred a lot of SALO & GORILKA!!!!!!!!
STUPID
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started by
Rubin
(10.18.2000 10:16:47 AM EST)
What a stupid thing to do!
What?
2nd place!
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started by
xyz123
(10.18.2000 0:59:21 AM EST)
I'm sure he has nothing else better to do!
MOUNTAINS
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donut38
(10.18.2000 0:08:59 AM EST)
THIS GUY IS NUTS A SMART MAN WOULD FIND A PLACE TO WALK THAT WAS ALL DOWN HILL !!!!
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