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233-pound Woman wants a chance to Strip

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 01/13/1999
 
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A 230-pound Winnepeg woman sued a nightclub for not apologizing to her and for denying her the chance to strip. Sherry VanRooy says she was humiliated when the disc jockey at the club in the Balmoral Motor Hotel, refused to allow her on stage to be a stripper on amateur night.

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    AHHHHH (0 replies)
    started by BALLS47
    (11.30.2000 11:09:28 AM EST)

    I HATE FAT PEOPLE

    Wrong Spelling (0 replies)
    started by brockinghorse
    (10.14.2000 5:35:44 PM EST)

    The right spelling is Winnipeg and why can't she strip, everybody needs a good laugh.

    Thank God. (0 replies)
    started by SirSmurf
    (10.01.2000 4:04:49 PM EST)

    Someone give that d.j. a medal

    Damn you Gargamel, damn you to hell

    Awwww (0 replies)
    started by 1ShadowWolf
    (08.28.2000 11:42:51 AM EST)

    Let her dance, but notify the earthquake center first..ahahahhaa

    Life's too short to worry about the small stuff!!!

    damn right (0 replies)  
    started by obewan1234
    (05.28.2000 7:24:18 PM EST)

    there should be a wieght limit

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