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Homeless Boxing

By: portajonPublished: 02/25/2002
 
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A FUN-loving fraternity at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville has been shut down for its "Animal House" antics. The national Kappa Alpha Order disbanded the school's chapter after learning it had regularly recruited homeless men, "liquored them up, gave them large boxing gloves and let them go to town," reports school paper the Daily Beacon. Also irksome to KAO leaders were the frat's traditions of cockfighting, gambling and, as one member put it, the fact that "we usually hire a stripper about once a week."

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    started by kweenbee
    (03.04.2002 8:34:47 PM EST)

    Roger and Grand. Completely innocent.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Whats wrong? (0 replies)
    started by twizzler1033
    (03.01.2002 4:08:51 AM EST)

    What?... No Pictures?

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    started by roger
    (02.27.2002 10:09:36 AM EST)

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    started by thegrandpatron
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