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#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
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is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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A FUN-loving fraternity at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville has been shut down for its "Animal House" antics. The national Kappa Alpha Order disbanded the school's chapter after learning it had regularly recruited homeless men, "liquored them up, gave them large boxing gloves and let them go to town," reports school paper the Daily Beacon. Also irksome to KAO leaders were the frat's traditions of cockfighting, gambling and, as one member put it, the fact that "we usually hire a stripper about once a week."
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Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
Homeless Woman No So Homeless A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing ...
03.05.2009
Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. ...
01.29.2008
Top 2007 Weird News BERLIN - From a Greek nunnery turned into ...
01.28.2008
Mom Sells Rule-Breaking Son's Car After finding alcohol in her son's car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone -- by placing an ad in the local newspaper.
01.27.2008
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