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Teacher Flashes Jury

By: JskillsPublished: 01/05/1999
 
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ATLANTA, Georgia --

A high school teacher was accused by a student of statutory rape. The boy gave a sordid account of how the 36 year old female teacher allegedly seduced him during tutoring sessions in her house when he was 16 years of age.

However, there was an important item of note that the accuser left out of his testimony. The woman had very noticeable surgical scars on her breasts which he did not mention.

In order to check the boy's testimony the jury asked the teacher to display her breasts for them. She did and was acquitted!

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    WHAT THE FUCK (0 replies)
    started by anthony187
    (01.30.2001 4:35:42 PM EST)

    I need help in math,Why can I not get a damn tutor like her!

    tits (1 reply)
    started by mikemastters
    (08.18.2000 5:26:30 PM EST)

    show me tits

    jury duty (1 reply)  
    started by jewpunk
    (05.28.2000 1:43:06 AM EST)

    why doesn't shit like this happen to me when i am on jury duty???

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