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A middle-aged Croatian man who stabbed himself with a butcher's knife, set his apartment on fire and then jumped out of a first-floor window, survived with minor injuries, Jutarnji List newspaper reported.
Josip Tusek, 55, had complained he had difficulty breathing but doctors apparently refused to operate on him. He then said he would perform the operation himself, his neighbors said.
He suffered only a cut to his stomach and a broken leg after his suicide bids Saturday.
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sagaindica
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just tell him to eat some euro beef and we'll see why 'contamination' can be a positive thing.
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