"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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"I didn't pay a lot of attention as I should have in college." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#150 The first sport to be filmed was boxing in 1894.
Yo Mama ...
is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
One Liners
Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? A: You don't know, maaan! You weren't there!
A man robbed an adult video store in Edmonton, Alberta, in
December, and at press time was still at large.
However, the clerk got a good look at him because he was
carrying a gorilla mask with him, and only after
he had picked up the money and cut the telephone line did he put
the mask on and walk out.
Just another example of making a monkey out of yourself.
This message makes me first.
Leonard Fong....Chinese Dutch Uncle
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Two Years Ago
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11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
