"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
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Snapple Facts
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
One Liners
Q. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? A. Dam!
LAGOS, Nigeria
- A Nigerian has been convicted for slicing off the penis
of a man caught having sex with his wife. Dugari Dantani had been
given
the option by magistrates of serving a year in jail or paying a fine of
5,000 naira ($43) for causing grievous bodily harm to Dan Jangeru.
Dantani has a week to make up his mind whether to pay the fine or go to
prison.
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