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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/28/2003
 
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In the latest ticket blitz story, the Daily News reports that a pregnant woman was given a 50 dollar ticket for resting on the subway steps in Brooklyn.

Eighteen-year-old Crystal Rivera says she was ticketed last Tuesday by a female officer at the 86th Street station in Bay Ridge. The News says the pregnant teen told the officer she was tired and resting. It will cost her $50.

A spokesman for the police union says cops on the beat are being pressured to generate cash for the financially strapped city. PBA spokesman Al O'Leary says previously cops would give a warning but now they are being told to write the summons. The Bloomberg Administration says there is no ticket quota for police.

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    Well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.01.2003 2:19:02 PM EST)

    thats the saddest fucking shit I ever heard of....

    They never tell the full story (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.31.2003 8:01:24 PM EST)


    For instance.. Let's just say the girl is only 2 weeks pregnant.. We'd all see this in a different light then, wouldn't we? So who knows that she wasn't?

    The fuc*ing news media knows exactly how to sell their products don't they?

    Kinda like the Rodney King video.. they never showed the whole video just the part that sells. I understand he's been arrested again recently.

    I'm not saying the cops are right or wrong, but if I'm going to make a decision about something then I'd like to hear both sides or at least ALL of the story.

    Cann't top TJ's comment (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (05.29.2003 4:27:13 AM EST)

    but we get the same sort of crap over here. Give a dickhead a badge and he's still a dickhead!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Ah shit (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.29.2003 3:01:31 AM EST)

    I hope our esteemed Governor doesn't see this. He's never met a form of revenue enhancement he doesn't like. He'd probably slap an additional $100 sin tax on her for being pregnant because he wants a monopoly on screwing the citizens.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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