"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
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"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." — Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model
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#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she was zoned for commercial development
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Is government going a little far in telling us what to do?
If the guy wants to commit suicide, let him.
Norwalk, Conn. (AP) - A man who cut off his penis in an
apparent suicide attempt was ordered by a judge to have it
reattached.
The ruling cam at the request of Norwalk Hospital, after the
42-year-old man refused the surgery for his self-influicted
injury.
Police said they received a call that said a man was running
along a street holding a towel to his bleeding groin. Officers
tracked the blood to a house and found a man inside.
He told authorities that someone had told him if he cut off
his penis he would bleed to death, police said. A parmedic
found the severed penis on the apartment floor.
Following the court ruling, the man was taken to Yale-New
Haven Hospital for surgery.
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Damn..
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silverstylz
(12.15.2000 6:54:20 PM EST)
This guy rules!!!!!!!! yeah
BALL'S
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started by
caleran
(12.15.2000 1:12:00 PM EST)
This guy must have HUGE ONE'S and still missed them!!
what the fuck
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started by
meegs1089
(12.15.2000 0:31:29 AM EST)
why the fuck would some fuckin fruitcake cut off his own dick i meen come on already was this guy on some kind of drug im not already doing. shit!!!!!!
holy shit
what the fuck
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started by
meegs1089
(12.15.2000 0:30:54 AM EST)
why the fuck would some fuckin fruitcake cut off his own dick i meen come on already was this guy on some kind of drug im not already doing. shit!!!!!!
holy shit
I HARDLY BELIEVE
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started by
donut38
(12.15.2000 0:09:24 AM EST)
THAT THEY TOOK HIM TO THE JUDGE BEFORE THE HOSPITAL
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