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By: robnoxiousPublished: 11/20/2002
 
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LONDON - Women are not the only ones to turn on the acting abilities in the bedroom, said a survey released ahead of the world's largest adult festival in London.

The survey of 2,500 Britons, by organizers of the Erotica 2002 festival, said 23 percent of men claimed to have faked an orgasm, compared to 56 percent of women.

Almost half of the participants confessed to enjoying threesomes, the survey added.

Erotica said in a publicity statement sent over the weekend its survey had destroyed the myth the British are a nation of prudes. "Orgies, lust, cheating and faking it -- you name it, the British are doing it," the statement said.

Organizers of the festival, which begins on Friday, expect more than 60,000 people to attend the three-day event, where tantric sex tutors will be schooling willing pupils in the arts of sexual awareness and non-tactile arousal.

"The mass love-in will be closely monitored by security guards to stop things getting out of hand," Erotica's publicity statement added.

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    Hogwash! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (11.20.2004 4:16:49 PM EST)
    lmao

    Wish I'd seen this when it 1st came up.

    I'll still put my 2 cents in though.

    Indeed.. let's just say they are being honest.. although I doubt it..

    The question then would be.. does it go unrealized?

    lmao

    What a crock of shit! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.30.2002 9:39:51 PM EST)
    I don't think so.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Good Story. (0 replies)
    started by bigdadlong
    (11.20.2002 7:18:15 AM EST)
    Hey Roger, better get your Viagra prescription refilled for the Erotica 2003 festival.

    Um....... (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.20.2002 3:39:12 AM EST)
    How does one fake an ejaculation? Are there squirt guns involved here?

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    I faked an orgasm once (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (11.20.2002 2:21:35 AM EST)

    but it was okay because my hand faked it too. In fact it fell asleep on me.

    Sometimes though we come together.

    hahahahahahaha

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