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Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients' Mouths

By: j9nhPublished: 07/26/2004
 
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius.

Dr. John Hall is accused by the state dental board of violating dentistry's standard of care, engaging in immoral conduct, and committing sexual assault or battery.

Six former patients -- including a 14-year-old -- say he tricked them into swallowing his semen. A seventh claims he jumped on top of her in the dental chair and "began to gyrate against her lower body in a sexual manner."

The dental board suspended Hall's license Nov. 5, after police began investigating allegations by two former employees. In February, it conditionally restored his license, barring him from being alone with female patients.

Hall's lawyers say the dentist has been falsely accused by disgruntled former employees. He was collecting his semen because he was taking Propecia, a drug to promote hair growth, and was concerned about potential side effects that include low sperm count and diminished semen, his lawyer, Emerson Thompson, said.

The dental board heard testimony Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The hearing is to continue next weekend.

The five-member panel will decide whether Hall can keep his license. The case is still being investigated by authorities in Charlotte, Cornelius and Mecklenburg County.

Hall's former assistant Cheryl Lynn MacLeod testified Saturday that she found it odd that Hall began asking her to leave a patient's side to retrieve items that he never used.

She also became suspicious when she overheard him tell patients to "swallow" something, and when she saw him take a syringe out of his lab coat pocket while working beside a patient.

In May 2003, she and former office administrator Susie Hillman took the five syringes from office waste containers and Hall's lab coat pockets and gave them to police.

Hall's lawyer, Thompson, suggested the substance Hall asked patients to swallow could have been a dental product.

But in a sworn deposition read aloud Saturday, Hall's former dental assistant Rhonda Hamilton described several dental products used in Hall's office and none matched the patients' descriptions of what was put in their mouths.

When Cornelius police searched Hall's office Nov. 5, they confiscated five more syringes with Hall's semen from his desk, according to the board and hearing testimony.

Five of the six patients testified Friday. The first, a 40-year-old woman, said she objected when Hall began to put a substance from a syringe into her mouth during a procedure on Sept. 4, telling him: "That smells like sperm."

She said Hall drew back and said, "You're crazy." She said she couldn't taste the substance because her mouth was numb.

Another witness, a 33-year-old woman, said Hall asked his assistant to retrieve something from another room during her appointment in May 2003. While the assistant was gone, she said Hall told her to lie back, open her mouth and swallow.

"When I swallowed I tasted it, and it was semen. ... He told me it was cleaning solution." She said she drove directly to her husband's office nearby and told him what happened, but he and a colleague dismissed the idea. She said she tried to convince herself she was wrong, and contacted police only after hearing about the investigation on the news.

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    Gee (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (07.28.2004 11:07:20 PM EST)


    It makes you wonder what he did to the men patients.

    ^5 on all first contributions J9

    and what a contribution it was too.

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    A Smith and Wesson beats four aces

    I am your DDS! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (07.28.2004 7:24:54 PM EST)

    Just lie back and promise you won't spit, baby!

    HEY... (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (07.28.2004 9:40:38 AM EST)

    Didn't I see something like this on 'Seinfeld'???

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    I know it's part of the... (1 reply)
    started by jshutt007
    (07.27.2004 10:29:25 AM EST)

    investigation, but it must be embarrassing for the female patients to admit that they could recognize the substance as sperm by taste and/or smell. Imagine if you’re a husband of one of them and your wife never let you cum in her mouth. How does she know?

    That is gross (0 replies)
    started by nhnative
    (07.27.2004 10:01:09 AM EST)

    Good job j9 on your first post!!!!!

    Jesus, how could I forget??!! (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (07.26.2004 4:57:35 PM EST)


    Huge hugs, thanks and congrats to my J9 for posted contribution #1.

    You're the best, baby!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Just curious (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (07.26.2004 4:53:35 PM EST)


    Did he inject it in one long stream or in a series of 8 or 10 squirts?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I guess (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (07.26.2004 4:18:27 PM EST)

    Dr. Hall thought the patients had a protien deficiency. Interesting that there was that many that were aware of the particular associated taste.

    I Guess They'll Be (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (07.26.2004 4:06:57 PM EST)

    Calling him Dr. Needle Dick the semen surgeon from now on.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

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